Funny
May 3, 2024 09:37:15 #
"How did you injure yourself?"
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
May 3, 2024 10:45:07 #
May 3, 2024 10:45:52 #
badapple wrote:
Stopped wearing underwear six years ago 🤭.
Do you mean wearing it or changing it?
May 3, 2024 11:19:17 #
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May 3, 2024 17:25:19 #
jerryc41 wrote:
"How did you injure yourself?"
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
Just too close to truth to laugh. I am not quite 80 but an early achiever on most counts... and just started physical therapy for some old damage
May 3, 2024 20:31:41 #
May 3, 2024 21:06:32 #
May 4, 2024 07:59:14 #
Scruples wrote:
My idea of physical therapy is opening the refrigerator door.
Yes! And then reaching in and back out again. There's lots of good movement there, and then you get rewarded with food. "Good boy!"
I do even better bending down to open the low-down freezer door to get my ice cream.
May 4, 2024 10:06:46 #
jerryc41 wrote:
"How did you injure yourself?"
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
Age 20: "I fell off a roof and got hit by a car."
Age 40: "I slipped on wet grass."
Age 60: "I was opening a jar of peanut butter."
Age 80: I was putting on my underwear."
Age 100: "I inhaled too hard."
So true!
May 4, 2024 11:46:14 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Yes! And then reaching in and back out again. There's lots of good movement there, and then you get rewarded with food. "Good boy!"
I do even better bending down to open the low-down freezer door to get my ice cream.
I do even better bending down to open the low-down freezer door to get my ice cream.
Ice Cream is an excellent reward for having the strength of opening the refrigerator door.
May 4, 2024 13:48:57 #
May 5, 2024 08:23:02 #
Scruples wrote:
Ice Cream is an excellent reward for having the strength of opening the refrigerator door.
May 6, 2024 09:17:00 #
May 13, 2024 14:17:16 #
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