MH 370 Conspiracy and a Half!!!!!!!
Apr 7, 2014 00:44:31 #
gmcase wrote:
Shoving an iPhone up one's poop shoot would seemingly cause shrieks of pain unless, of course, it was used to such treatment and had some sort of mega lube handy. Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
You certainly have a smooth way with words! Now let me ask a question, admitting that I'm not totally sold on this conspiracy, were you in the same peril, had a cell phone, where would you hide it? Go ahead, we won't laugh!
Apr 7, 2014 02:02:54 #
TomballLegend wrote:
You certainly have a smooth way with words! Now let me ask a question, admitting that I'm not totally sold on this conspiracy, were you in the same peril, had a cell phone, where would you hide it? Go ahead, we won't laugh!
I would give it up rather than stowing it in the aforementioned location, being a virgin and all. I wonder if there is an app for this problem? It's a good thing he left his iPad at home.
Apr 7, 2014 08:39:11 #
jimbo1 wrote:
Well my buckets got a hole in it and it don't work no more!
I always what was the meaning of that song.
I always what was the meaning of that song.
I was a music nut as a kid - and paid my way through college working as a "session" musician. This song was a metaphor - means about the same as nailing up a "good luck" horseshoe - upside down. That lets all the 'luck run out the bottom." :(
Apr 7, 2014 11:29:21 #
JSPIRAKIS
Loc: Florida
Sounds good to me! I can't wait for the movie to come out.
This is a plot for a movie, right! :) 8-) :thumbup:
This is a plot for a movie, right! :) 8-) :thumbup:
Apr 7, 2014 12:40:39 #
gmcase wrote:
I would give it up rather than stowing it in the aforementioned location, being a virgin and all. I wonder if there is an app for this problem? It's a good thing he left his iPad at home.
Obviously you have never been in a situation where your life was in someone elses hands. Seems your flip answers denote a lack of sympatico. Is your brain as small as your vapid answer? I've been in much the same predicament---there were no cell phones available at that time---who knows what, in black ops training the answer might have been but yours amounts to a single digit IQ---or better yet you just don't give shit! By the way stand up comedians are a dime a dozen.
Apr 7, 2014 13:15:50 #
TomballLegend wrote:
Obviously you have never been in a situation where your life was in someone elses hands. Seems your flip answers denote a lack of sympatico. Is your brain as small as your vapid answer? I've been in much the same predicament---there were no cell phones available at that time---who knows what, in black ops training the answer might have been but yours amounts to a single digit IQ---or better yet you just don't give shit! By the way stand up comedians are a dime a dozen.
Wow, you need something to calm down a little. I didn't realize sarcasm was not allowed on this thread. I failed to see the rule posted by the OP. You seem to be begging for a fight so I will pass and let you have the fight with someone else. I am amazed how quickly you can determine the IQ of another. You should hire out your services to those requiring IQ tests. You could save them thousands.
From one who couldn't possibly shove a cell phone up his butt, even in dire circumstances, to one that obviously can I wish you well. :XD:
Apr 7, 2014 13:41:06 #
gmcase wrote:
Wow, you need something to calm down a little. I d... (show quote)
"Wow, you need something to calm down a little"---dispensing prescriptions without a license is.....
..... your problem, not mine.
Does this mean you are leaving us? Please don't let the door hit you in your precious derriere! So long it's been good to know you etc, etc etc.
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