There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth.
The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:


SIMPLE TRUTH 1:


Lovers help each other undress before sex.

After sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2:


When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congratulations."

But none go up to the man, touch his penis and say, "Good Job."

Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:


1. Money can't buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.


BONUS RULES:


1. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

2. I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

3. Also, all politicians should serve only two terms -- one in office and one in prison.


This was a public service announcement. No need to thank me!!

Have a smile on me. Y’all have a great day

LittleRed (Ron)

Bwana, that telescope does a HELLUVA lot better than a little Nikon D5600 with a 300mm lens...single photo, 1/800, F13, ISO 100

Your detail of the sun's surface is AMAZING!...yeah, I bet you'll be seeing some big time Aurora's!

Have you done any Aurora photography, to match up with your sunspot photography...
The you can say, "This huge sunspot produced these Aurora Borealis photos".

Kind of a "cause and effect" thing!

Keep em coming! 💪😎👍